Constant Gardener

Because no one wants a sad vag.

Your vagina deserves better than synthetic junk and half-hearted hydration.
Our Vulva Oil is a food-based, herb-infused botanical remedy designed to restore microbial balance, repair delicate tissues, calm irritation, and hydrate where it matters most.
Slow-simmered with nourishing oils and potent plant allies, this soothing formula is safe enough to eat—and smart enough to heal.

Perfect as a nightly ritual, a post-gyno recovery balm, or an intimate self-care essential—because caring for your body should feel natural, powerful, and deliciously simple.

🍴 Why Your Lady Parts Are Craving It

🧈 Deep Tissue Repair:
Jojoba, olive, and avocado oils work at the cellular level to restore tissue elasticity, encourage regeneration, and deeply hydrate dry, irritated skin.

🌸 Herbal Superstars:
Chamomile, rose, lavender, rosemary, yarrow, calendula, comfrey, and St. John's wort calm inflammation, fight bacterial and fungal imbalance, and soothe sensitive mucous membranes.

🌿 Botanical Boost:
Seabuckthorn, sandalwood, rose, frankincense, chamomile, and neroli essential oils add powerful anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, and skin-supportive benefits—making this oil not just moisturizing, but medicinal.

🍯 Edible, Food-Based Formulation:
Every single ingredient is safe enough to eat.
(Because if it’s going near your most sacred parts, it better meet the highest standards—period.)

🌾 What's Inside (and Why It Matters)

All Organic, Natural, Food-Quality Ingredients:
Jojoba oil, olive oil, avocado oil; herbal infusion of chamomile, rose petals, lavender, rosemary, yarrow, calendula, comfrey, and St. John's wort; blended with seabuckthorn, sandalwood, lavender, rose, frankincense, chamomile, and neroli essential oils.

No synthetics. No fillers. No "maybe it’s safe" guesses.
Just pure, plant-based healing for your most sensitive skin.

🍽️ How to Use

• Shake gently if separation occurs (real oils, real herbs, no chemical stabilizers).

• Apply a few drops externally or internally as needed for hydration, soothing, or tissue support.

• Make it a part of your nightly ritual, your post-appointment recovery, or anytime your body asks for a little extra love.

Pro Tip:
Bring it to your next gyno visit to use in place of synthetic gels during exams.
(Because you deserve to feel good even on speculum days.)

⚡ Heads Up

• Not compatible with latex or polyisoprene condoms.
  Oil-based products can break down protective barriers.

• If protection is needed, use after intimacy, not before.

📦 Size:

2 oz — Small but mighty, built for nightly ritual and daily resilience.

Disclaimer:
This product is for external use only.
Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Consult your healthcare provider before use if you are pregnant, nursing, managing chronic infections, or have any medical conditions related to pelvic or vaginal health.
If using internally, apply a small amount with clean hands or a sterile applicator.
Patch test prior to full use if you have known plant allergies.
Not compatible with latex or polyisoprene protection (use after intimacy if needed).
Store in a cool, dry place.
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.